
When Robots Learned to Write, The Internet Lost Its Mind

"What, Me Write?"
- Prompt Pete
A SATIRICAL JOURNEY THROUGH THE INTERNET'S MOST HEATED DEBATE!
(Or: How Authors Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Algorithm... NOT!)

"REAL AUTHORS WRITE!"
"AI SLOP!"
"THIS IS THEFT!"
"MEH?"
"I DUNNO..."
"MAYBE?"
"IT'S JUST A TOOL!"
"INNOVATION!"
"THE FUTURE!"
💥 KAPOW! ⚡ ZAP! 🔥 TOTAL CHAOS!
(Or: The Major Themes of This Glorious Trainwreck)

Is AI training on human writing theft or fair use? Traditional authors say THEFT! Tech bros say LEARNING! Nobody agrees!

If a robot writes a book and nobody reads it, is it still literature? Philosophers everywhere are confused!

AI writing: Generic slop or good enough? Critics point to robotic prose. Fans say 'But it's FAST!' Quality vs. Speed: FIGHT!

Will AI replace human authors? Probably not, but try telling that to the angry mob with pitchforks!

Should AI-written books be labeled? Is prompting 'authorship'? Is anything real anymore? Existential crisis: ACTIVATED!

Passionate debate quickly devolved into name-calling, insults, and general mayhem. Welcome to the internet, folks!

Amidst the chaos, a few brave souls offered actual constructive feedback. They were promptly ignored!

Where do we go from here? Nobody knows! But everyone has VERY STRONG OPINIONS about it!
And That's Just the Beginning! 🚀
Celebrating the Finest AI-Generated Book Cover Disasters!
(Warning: May Cause Laughter, Despair, or Both)

by A.I. Author
COUNT THE FINGERS!
MAD's Expert Analysis:
2/10 - Would not read
GUILTY OF FINGER CRIMES

by A.I. Author
CAN'T EVEN SPELL!
MAD's Expert Analysis:
1/10 - Spelling matters
GUILTY OF CRIMES AGAINST TYPOGRAPHY

by A.I. Author
ANATOMY? NEVER HEARD OF HER!
MAD's Expert Analysis:
0/10 - Call a doctor
GUILTY OF ANATOMICAL MALPRACTICE
REMEMBER, KIDS:
Just because you CAN prompt it,
doesn't mean you SHOULD!
"What, Me Worry About Quality Control?" - Every AI Prompter Ever
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THE COMMENT BATTLEFIELD!
All 450+ Comments of Pure Internet Chaos!
I didn't mean to single you out, it's a trend in book covers now.
Mark Borok No worries. I'm just fumbling through the early days.
You call yourself so amazing but cant even see there is a missing limb. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Jasmine Brooks I never called myself amazing. Who said that? My fourth wall breaking character? Of course she thinks I'm amazing. That's her job.
Jasmine Brooks What missing limb? The eagle-man? The limb is behind the girl...or are you seeing something I am not?
Daniel RoseI believe she's referring to the missing leg of the creature sitting on the girl's shoulder.
Erinleigh Joyner I had thought it behind her shoulder, but I see it now. It looks like the AI cut it off mid thigh. That's a good catch.
Daniel Rose Try not using AI trash but hiring an actual human artist. Did you also use AI to 'write' your book? AI is morally bankrupt. Its theft.
Daniel Rose it’s not false assumptions and lies when it’s stuff you’ve literally admitted to doing.
Alex Johansson Taking my words out of context and then making false assumptions about my process is a straight up lie.
James Lewis Take your own advice. I'm over here quietly building an empire.
Daniel Rose Youre a fucking idiot
James Lewis Projection. You haven't read the material. You have no idea what you are talking about.
AI is so easy to identify, if I saw a book with an AI cover, I'd think the story was written by a bot, or the story itself wasn't good. An actual illustration of something this interesting would help me pick the book up! 🙂
Anonymous participant 815 That’s a weird answer to me. If I drew it out by hand it would be acceptable but because I used a digital tool to show my original characters, it gets a pass. Too weird.
Daniel Rose AI has a very tacky art style. Any AI art looks computer generated and cheap. An actual illustration shows thought, effort, and creativity.
Will never read a novel with an AI cover, because it gives me no reason to believe the words are not also machine generated.
Ben William Hines That’s a shame. Guess "never judge a book by its cover" goes out the window when personal bias comes into play. *shrug*
You: Ask for constructive feedback and opinions Also you: argues with everyone who rightfully calls you out for your use of ai slop.
Alex Johansson Defending myself from false assumptions and outright lies is not arguing.
But is the golden handbag an inside joke? It's glowing like the inside of the Pulp Fiction suitcase, and no one holds a bag like that unless they're actually trying to show something.
AI covers make me sad. Human artists, please.
I don’t mean this sarcastically but have you considered hiring a professional artist/ designer? Yes it is an expense but it will benefit you in the long run having a high quality cover that doesn’t very obviously look AI generated.
It's dogshit lol
"Writers supporting writers" but not artists and graphic designers, right?
Elena Kaldwin I don’t think you’re going to guilt people into spending money for services they feel they can do on their own. You don’t pay their bills.
Elena Kaldwin Thanks for the input
AI slop that reflects you’ve also cut corners in your writing and work in general. Also looks goofy as with the handbag 😂😂😂
Jackson Murray The handbag is a character in its own right. Not a great image, admittedely, but the story is decent. Not as good as what I have unpublished, but not bad for a first time serial release either.
Long hard day at the slop factory, it's paid off with absolute slop. Stop 'writing' is a good outcome for you.
With all the ai slop you’re posting, please take time to look up how much resources ai centres chew through every time they process requests like this. Pathetic
It's fucking dogshit
It looks shit
I wouldn't buy this book.
It looks like AI and I’d therefore assume the book would be AI slop so would avoid
Its AI. Thats all anyone needs to know.
I hate it because it’s AI. Putting prompts into ChatGPT dosent make you creative or artistic. Pay some damn artists!
It’ll be bad as long as you use ai
In the time you've spent arguing with people on here about your AI creation, you could have actually written three books
Unfortunately the internet is FULL of AI generated images just like this, in terms of style and composition. It's easily ignorable at best, and off-putting at worst. So whether you're a fan of AI or not, it's not advisable to rely on AI art for any type of marketing materials. As others have said, something simpler will be better. Even a blank background with the right font and colour combination can be quite eyecatching (I'm thinking of the Fitzcarraldo editions, or the little Penguin Classics. More complicated =/= better)
GarbAlge
Man, this is garbage.
You yourself are probably a bot since you seem to be posting multiple times in one day with shitty ai posts. Please cease "writing" unless you actually bother to write without ai as a crutch. Maybe your idead are not shit, but the way you go about it is.
This image simply does not tell a story. A story cover - whether for a short story, a novel, or anything else - should tell the (potential) audience a story.
Disgusting AI slop
I think this is too much of a perfect picture rather than a cover design. A lot would depend on the text and the font
Looks like cheap AI shite, awful
yeah so read the room bestie, everyone is getting themselves and their work cancelled for using ai in their cover arts and writing. youre not a real author. this isnt a real cover for your book. it looks cheap, that bag looks horrendous and it doesn’t suit the vibe, youre wearing makeup and have a shiny nose in a picture that looks to be taking place in a forest but youre dressed as a pirate😭😭😭 ts dont make sense love. give yourself a few years and write ur stuff urself. get an artist to design the cover since whatever concoction youve made… is just not it.
AI slop be slopping
after reading all your comments, ive come to the conclusion that you must not be a real person anyway🤣 go for that engagement, bot! going well so far🤣
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